The Joke´s on Us

1. An Argentine is a Spanish-speaking Italian who thinks he’s an Englishman and wants to live in Paris.


2.What is the best business you can do in this life?

To buy an Argentinian for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth.


3. How does an Argentine commit suicide? 

He climbs to the top of his ego, then jumps.


4. What is ego? 

Ego is the little Argentine inside each of us.


5. How do Argentines start their love letters?

"I know you miss me..."


6. An Argentine was making love to his girlfriend, when she says: Oh, my God.
And he answers: well, in the intimacy you can call me Oscar.


7. And finally, in honor of His Holiness:
The new Pope Francis, from Argentina, is said to be noted for his humility.  If it's true, he's not just one in a million, he's one in 42 million.